Navigator Extraordinaire Pillows

'Say, Fred...'

Captain in a storm

"Look, a bug!"

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Heading off with a packed bag

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Touché"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Moustached gentleman

Lost around a military base.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Saved...life is good!

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Recalculating!

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."