Noble Navigator Pillows

"....but it doesn't half get in the way on the bike."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Captain in a storm

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Touché"

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Saved...life is good!

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Moustached gentleman

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."