Baby Namer Extraordinaire Gifts

'Have you considered corporate sponsorship when naming your baby?'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"I don't get it, Susan... I've been an obstetrician for 20 years and I've never had a baby named after me!"

'My parents didn't want me to get left behind.'

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

'Oh, wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

Ask me about Naming Rights.

'The ultrasound went well: Now, we just need to agree on 1263 baby names...'

An Excellent Excuse.

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

Napquest

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

Man lies sleeping and dribbling. Son says: 'My Dad likes to live every day as if it's his last.'

Mozart's first movement: Leopold, come quick.'

This was so fun! And now I'm going to call your mommy in here so I can go get a glass of wine. Amy's aunternal instincts kick in.

"Not yet ANOTHER flippin' Aaron? How about his biblical brother, Moses?"

"#babygirl...seriously?"

'Hey, nice hammock, Gary.'

It doesn't take her long to find the warmest place in the house.

'Let's see if he succeeds first before naming the kid 'Obama'.'