Puppy Namer Extraordinaire Gifts

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

Examination.

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

Good Dog!

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"Of course, he was already very good at Frisbee before steroids."

Man is walking his dachshund with a Happy Valentines Day balloon tied around dog's belly lifting it off of the sidewalk.

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

'Have you considered corporate sponsorship when naming your baby?'

"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

"Okay, I'm sitting up. What's up?"

"Finally! A distraction from my inner demons."

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

'Happy hour.'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'We've decided to call her 'Whiskers'...'

'I see you've already met Fluffy.'

"I had a hundred and six puppies with eleven different partners. I was too busy to wonder whether. I was really happy or not."

Cat speaking into mobile phone: 'I'm on the Wheelie Bin!'

'Honey must not like you! She's never bitten anyone before.'