Baby Namer Gifts

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

'Let's see if he succeeds first before naming the kid 'Obama'.'

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know that he's ours?'

"I don't get it, Susan... I've been an obstetrician for 20 years and I've never had a baby named after me!"

"Look! A list of the most popular baby names!"

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Caution. Slippery when wet.

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Daisy Diaper Service

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

Baby's high fibre diet

Ask me about Naming Rights.

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

Parents sleeping on big pile of nappies while baby sleeps in bed

'My wife says it's compulsory - that the Queen made a speech about it.'

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

"...I'll just take the day off."

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

'Wake him up. He's the one who started all of this.'