Quirky Namer Gifts

'Phil thought up the middle name 'QX12PGY100' so he'd always have a secure password he'd remember.'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Pet Cemetery.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Pest Control

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Let the Summer Games Begin!

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Tortoise polishing his shell

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

"I don't get it, Susan... I've been an obstetrician for 20 years and I've never had a baby named after me!"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

"We have raccoons."

Make it look like an accident. Carpet cleaners.

Woman in swimsuit vacuuming the lawn.

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

So that's what they mean by the "vacuum of space"! Vvrrrrr. WHOOSH!

Where bee's wax really comes from.

"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."

Computer problems

Feng Shui

Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.

Fringe festival

Marco Polo in the Wild

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

'I hate it when people vote with their feet'

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

"It's a large gift - a very large gift. So the question is: do we rename ourselves 'Aunt Tilly's Frozen Fish University'?"

School. Report Card. I improved in handwriting, and she found out I can't spell.

Alien Claw Game