Quirky Namer Prints

'Phil thought up the middle name 'QX12PGY100' so he'd always have a secure password he'd remember.'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Pest Control

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Tortoise polishing his shell

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"I don't get it, Susan... I've been an obstetrician for 20 years and I've never had a baby named after me!"

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

"We have raccoons."

Woman in swimsuit vacuuming the lawn.

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.

Feng Shui

Computer problems

Fringe festival

Where bee's wax really comes from.

"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."

Marco Polo in the Wild

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

'I hate it when people vote with their feet'

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

Alien Claw Game

"It's a large gift - a very large gift. So the question is: do we rename ourselves 'Aunt Tilly's Frozen Fish University'?"

"A talking sandwich? This is like a bad dream."