Fish Namer Gifts

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

"I don't get it, Susan... I've been an obstetrician for 20 years and I've never had a baby named after me!"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

Ask me about Naming Rights.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

'Fresh Fish' 'Stand offish'

The Sea Angler: And by keeping an open for sea birds - they have an uncanny ability to locate fish.

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

'What's your fish finder say?'

'Have you considered corporate sponsorship when naming your baby?'

"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

'If you don't mind, I'll spot my own fish!'

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

"I don't know, how long can you tread water?"

'Let's see if he succeeds first before naming the kid 'Obama'.'

'Dad named him 'Romeo.' -- I guess because he roams around a lot.'

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know that he's ours?'

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

"Look! A list of the most popular baby names!"

'Phil thought up the middle name 'QX12PGY100' so he'd always have a secure password he'd remember.'

"Maybe we shouldn't have named him Bandit."

'I'm trying to think of a name for my boat.' - 'How about 'Tax Dodge'?'