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Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

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Advertising on the internet.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

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Naming that Impala

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

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"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

Changing house name.

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

Margaret...Meatball

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

'Theodore seemed much more approachable when he began going by his childhood name.'