Baby Namer Pillows

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

'Let's see if he succeeds first before naming the kid 'Obama'.'

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know that he's ours?'

"I don't get it, Susan... I've been an obstetrician for 20 years and I've never had a baby named after me!"

"Look! A list of the most popular baby names!"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Daisy Diaper Service

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

Caution. Slippery when wet.

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

Baby's high fibre diet

Ask me about Naming Rights.

Parents sleeping on big pile of nappies while baby sleeps in bed

'The ultrasound went well: Now, we just need to agree on 1263 baby names...'

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

'That is one absorbent nappy.'

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

"...I'll just take the day off."

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

'My wife says it's compulsory - that the Queen made a speech about it.'

"He looks like a Björn."