Tech-savvy Baby Namers Pillows

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

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Next gen pregnancy tests.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

The modern generation!

Smartphone Sonogram

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

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'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

'Dad's cell-phone!! I'm going to call the moon!!'

'Aww, his first mobile...'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

"So when do we go online?"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

Pregnancy and Laptops

'Pull over, it's a text-message from the baby, she needs to be changed!'

"Mommy uses emojis when she texts me bedtime stories."

"I like it; but let's make sure we can get the domain name first."

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

"Junior learned his first word today"