Baby Name Decider Gifts

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Baby name suggestions.

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

The Beckham's son's name is Spanish for cross. I'd be cross if someone called me that.

Ask me about Naming Rights.

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

When More Government Is A Good Thing

"What's her working title?"

'We named him after Andy Rooney because of his irritating whine.'

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

"Wow. This sucks."

"#babygirl...seriously?"

"Sheldon is having a mid-life crisis. He can't decide whether to remain Reform, become Orthodox or return to Conservative."

"Not yet ANOTHER flippin' Aaron? How about his biblical brother, Moses?"

"Seriously? You're all called "Teddy" too?! I guess our parents must like conventional names..."

Generally speaking, people named Aaron have really lazy parents.

Car Fanatic Baby Name Brainstorm

"Aaahh - how sweet! What's your baby's name?"

"We don't know, we can't understand a word he says."

'You can't have another baby, we've got no space for another name!'

"The tea leaves say you should go into insurance, but I say forget the tea leaves and go into whatever makes you happy."

'Embrace change! Cloth, disposable...whatever life hands you!'

'The Beckhams called Brooklyn after where he was conceived so...'

We named him after my father. John? No. Dad.

"Should I wear my usual pants, or the same pants but newer?"

'I'm sorry we named baby Fabio after the whole England squad now...'

"Find one that uses only A, D, G, I, M, N, T and will be easier for him to text her when she's a teenager."

Institute for Decisive Thinking (in trays read eenie, meenie, mynie, mo).

'My decision is maybe and that's final.'

"We're giving her my name and his name, but we're not going to hyphenate."