Playful Decider Gifts

Institute for Decisive Thinking (in trays read eenie, meenie, mynie, mo).

'Do you think that's wise?'

'Court's in recess!'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Frog Baby Names

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Fingers

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

'It's for you.'

"What is your position regarding the issue of emotional commitment in a relationship?"

"You're a quart low."

At 'Appy 'Ampstead on Easter Monday.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

'I highly recommend the mousecargot.'

'So, how does my future look?'

"The motion passes with a vote of three 'yeas' and two 'nays'."

Those bubble wrap kids.

"Mom! Jonah's engaging in nation-building again!"

Angel Catches A Devil

Bang Balls.

The real cause of cloud to cloud lightning.

Golfer uses 'eeny, meeny, miny, mo' to decide which club to use.