Whimsical Decision-maker Gifts

"The motion passes with a vote of three 'yeas' and two 'nays'."

Swan Fairy Tales

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Lactose Intolerant

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Spring Training

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Scuba cow"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Yes, one is a dog."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Trojan Hurdler.

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Fishing for Birds

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

A man rakes a tree

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"