Whimsical Chooser Gifts

Golfer uses 'eeny, meeny, miny, mo' to decide which club to use.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dogs and their thoughts

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Home depot."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Little help?"

ET Mishap

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Newt sale

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Yes, one is a dog."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Spring Training

Hats and Food

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Scuba cow"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.