Picky Chooser Gifts

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Rainbow/Horizon

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

"I'll have filet mignon, and she'll have the chef whip up something with no meat, dairy, wheat, soy or flavor."

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

EU money addiction

The road less traveled.

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

'Yuck Mum, this wood is way too dry!'

"Did I mention that I'm invited to Danny's for supper?"