Whimsical Chooser Prints

Golfer uses 'eeny, meeny, miny, mo' to decide which club to use.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Dogs and their thoughts

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Little help?"

"Home depot."

ET Mishap

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Spring Training

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Scuba cow"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Hats and Food

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Newt sale

"Yes, one is a dog."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'