Whimsical Adjudicator Gifts

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

Wagging Dog

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Cow Kong

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

"We, the jury, find the defendant."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

'Judge Mental.'

The Firebird

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

Pick your own fruit or worms.

Lox Ness Monster

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

Two birds refuel.

"It's your cat broker, Madame - he has a hot tip on a Siamese."

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

'My problem is that I can't decide whether I'm fish or fowl.'

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

'Their disability not withstanding she severed their tails.'

'This is better than magic beans, Jack. It's stock in the company that makes the magic beans.'

'Fred suddenly regretted having drunk so much coffee...'

Safety Pin

A Lionocerous

'Sorry, Mr. Weinbaum, but you should have said 'Simon says not guilty.''

"He may be a famous artist, but I find his work too chocolate-boxy."

"Brick, Eh? Well, sorry to blow your house down but these days it's not wise to be so invested in stability."

'...Plus six months for breaking my little hammer!'