Whimsical Adjudicator T-Shirts

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Wagging Dog

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Cow Kong

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

"We, the jury, find the defendant."

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

'Judge Mental.'

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

The Firebird

"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

Lox Ness Monster

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

Elizabeth Truss MP

Pick your own fruit or worms.

Two birds refuel.

'Their disability not withstanding she severed their tails.'

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

'My problem is that I can't decide whether I'm fish or fowl.'

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

"It's your cat broker, Madame - he has a hot tip on a Siamese."

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

'This is better than magic beans, Jack. It's stock in the company that makes the magic beans.'

'Fred suddenly regretted having drunk so much coffee...'

Safety Pin

A Lionocerous

'Sorry, Mr. Weinbaum, but you should have said 'Simon says not guilty.''

Cat on the Harp

'...Plus six months for breaking my little hammer!'