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"We, the jury, find the defendant."

Late BroomStick

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

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'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

'Judge Mental.'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

Eleven Angry Men and One Happy Chappy

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

'Your Honor, we find the defendant rich, famous and not guilty.'

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'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

"In a surprising turn of events, the end testifies against the means."

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

'You are charged with contempt of CNN....'

"We the jury find that the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick!"

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

"Whereupon the defendant let out a very sharp, hard-edged laugh that fell to the floor and painfully injured the plaintiff's right foot!"

'We, the jury, find the defendant guilty... and his attorney obnoxious.'

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