Whimsical Justice Appreciator Gifts

'...Plus six months for breaking my little hammer!'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Wagging Dog

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

Teddy Time Bears

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Things are looking up!"

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Imagine

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Cow Kong

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'Judge Mental.'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

The Firebird

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

Pick your own fruit or worms.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

Lox Ness Monster

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

Two birds refuel.

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

'Their disability not withstanding she severed their tails.'

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

'My problem is that I can't decide whether I'm fish or fowl.'

Blue Upright