Whimsical Justice Seekers Gifts

'My client pleads not guilty by reason of mood swings.'

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

The Three Wise Queens

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

I love Lawyers

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Now that's a win."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Arizona In Black

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Truth

MLK

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Wal-Mart Ruling

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

Planet of the Lawyers