Whimsical Rule Maker Gifts

...and finally, there will be no more pogoing in the farmhouse!

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Woman throwing giant pot.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'You're missing a few commandments.'

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

Man playing double bass which transforms into a woman.

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

"Don’t tell Mommy, but it’s OK to use swear words during the playoffs."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'It's a new commandment by the church of Danae...thou shalt make room for donuts.'

Do not fart next to the wallpaper

Guest Houses.

"I dunno... It's just not the same without snow."

"The motion passes with a vote of three 'yeas' and two 'nays'."

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

'Sorry Ruby! New rule!' 'Jinxing other players by means of shamans, warlocks, witch-doctors, voodoo-men no longer permitted!' The Management

Bored With Corona

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

This house needs rules! ...so if you think of any you want to live by, just let us know.

'Got any coins? No, I'll write out a cheque.'

Artist

'I've always played by the rules...Fortunately, they were my rules.'

"I pulled my mask down for five seconds to sip coffee."

"The first rule of Musical Chairs Club is. . . you have to get out of your chairs!"