Playful Caller Gifts

'It's for you.'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"This may take a minute as my mom's menu options have changed."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"How nice of you to call me out of the blue, young man. It so happens I have forty-five million just sitting in my piggy bank, and maybe having a broker wouldn't be such a bad idea."

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

I'm keeping my phone on...we'll need a wake up call after this guy speaks!

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"My concession speech will be brief. You win."

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

A man playing with a baby

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

"What is your position regarding the issue of emotional commitment in a relationship?"

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

'I'm just opening him now. Stand by and I will give you a detailed description of what I find inside your husband...uh...hello?'

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

'Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it!'

At 'Appy 'Ampstead on Easter Monday.

'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'

Sixth word.... Sounds like... Bell! ...Hell? ...Well? ...WELL!! ...OK, then... so far it's 'Timmy BLANK trapped BLANK BLANK well'...

'That was my wife. And boy, she sure freaked out when I told her I'm playing russian roulett.'

Emoticon Prison.

So sorry, I dialled the wrong number. I dialled my salary by mistake.

"I've been married four times... do you think my resistance is down?"

Institute for Decisive Thinking (in trays read eenie, meenie, mynie, mo).

'This is really cool Joey. How do I text?'

'I'm going to give you a piece of my mind. Not too large a piece.'