Imaginative Caller Gifts

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Bright idea

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Here be dragons.

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Where the wild things were."

Little Princess.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Real Life/Surreal Life

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'Ben, true sportsmanship is a state of mind, and I'm proud of you.'

Phoenix

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'All good things must come to an end.'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Imagine

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.