Curious Caller Gifts

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

Do Guns Kill?

Idle parts

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Sex Section in the Library

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

The Curious George pop-down book

Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet?

'Beer? Wassat then?'

The Farmer Sutra.

Stonehenge Books

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

God hounded by the media.

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

'It's for you.'

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

Lewis Carroll

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

"Did you say girl cheese sandwiches? Why can't I have a boy cheese sandwich?"

Aliens man telephone store named ET&T Phones.

Listenin' in

'But what is a recession, Father?'

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

"They say there's no cannibalism on the island, but they're willing to give it a try."

"Exhaustive research has determined that cats don't like baby talk."

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'