Curious Caller Pillows

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

Do Guns Kill?

Idle parts

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Sex Section in the Library

The Farmer Sutra.

The Curious George pop-down book

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Stonehenge Books

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

God hounded by the media.

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'It's for you.'

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

"They say there's no cannibalism on the island, but they're willing to give it a try."

'But what is a recession, Father?'

"Exhaustive research has determined that cats don't like baby talk."

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

Listenin' in

Aliens man telephone store named ET&T Phones.

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

Lewis Carroll

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'