Playful Decider Mugs

Institute for Decisive Thinking (in trays read eenie, meenie, mynie, mo).

'Do you think that's wise?'

'Court's in recess!'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Frog Baby Names

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

Fingers

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed

'It's for you.'

As usual, the obvious precedent for this case is The Children v. Mommy. The Supreme Court, Juvenile Division.

"What is your position regarding the issue of emotional commitment in a relationship?"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

"The motion passes with a vote of three 'yeas' and two 'nays'."

"You're a quart low."

At 'Appy 'Ampstead on Easter Monday.

'So, how does my future look?'

'I highly recommend the mousecargot.'

Those bubble wrap kids.

"Mom! Jonah's engaging in nation-building again!"

Angel Catches A Devil

Bang Balls.

The real cause of cloud to cloud lightning.

At the Mayfield Mothers Group weekly Flintstones Vitamins trading session.