Playful Resolution Mugs

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

'I wasn't expecting this when they said they wanted to settle out of court!!'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

Their first New Year's solution was easy to fulfill: turning the foodchain.

'You haven't seem my New Years Resolutions have you?...The one where I'm committing to 2,5000 billable hours and pulling in 6 major clients.'

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

Good intentions last a month on average

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Great ... Thanks to your "calendar" invention, now I have to think of a New Year's resolution.

"Sure-fire weight loss program."

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

"Ah, but that wasn't a campaign promise - It was a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!"

A man playing with a baby

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

'Just thinking about New Year's resolutions makes me tired.'

'Remember - don't make any New Years resolutions for me!'

"That was fun- we should do New Year's more often."