Playful Guessing Gifts

The Shed of Doom Mystery: 'Wait, Petey... you see something glowing in there? What does it look like? Let's see... fireflies flow. Is that what it is...Uhh...nuclear powered fireflies?'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"She's a miniature."

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Switchback Playground.

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'Whatever it is, I didn't do it.'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

'Dad! There's oil in my sand pit!'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

Funky Facts - UK kids.

'I don't like the look of yours...'

A man playing with a baby

"What am I doing? I'm just trying to calculate how big a trampoline I would need to jump over the moon..."

'Does the tooth fairy know about this grandma? You're rich!'

Subtitle Guessing

Ark Welding

Farmer Doll!

"We'll have an economic forecast in a minute, Mr. Snell. We're just crunching the numbers now."

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

Dumped or Allergies?

'I'd like to come out and play but I can't find a sitter.'

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

"I know a little bit about string theory. I know it's a lot of fun to play with."

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

"Guess what I say today!!"