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'John and I have agreed on 'Mary Kate Elizabeth,' but we're still working on a screen name.'

"We have the exact same taste."

Baby rocks!

How's the new one?

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"Sinead?!"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

"I don't get it, Susan... I've been an obstetrician for 20 years and I've never had a baby named after me!"

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

Twenty-first century baby walker

The Beckham's son's name is Spanish for cross. I'd be cross if someone called me that.

Meals on Heels.

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

Ask me about Naming Rights.

When More Government Is A Good Thing

'The ultrasound went well: Now, we just need to agree on 1263 baby names...'

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

School photos.

'Have you considered corporate sponsorship when naming your baby?'

"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

"Not yet ANOTHER flippin' Aaron? How about his biblical brother, Moses?"

"#babygirl...seriously?"

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

Scottish Baby

'We tried solar, we tried wind, and now we have a little nuclear reactor out back.'

"Mother's deviling the Easter eggs. Is that sacrilegious?"

"Their names are Sportster and Softail. My husband named them."