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"Dad, it's official. Every girl in our school is named Emma."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

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"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Absolutely not!"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

A Macaroni in 1772

Keeping warm.

"We have the exact same taste."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Two Eggs Any Style

"Overkill, dude."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'