Name Changes T-Shirts

"I have your test results here, Chief Running Water, by the way have you ever considered changing your name?"

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'My other baby is Mercedes'

What really became of the boy named Sue.

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'I'm a guy and my name is Vixen! Of course I'm going to have issues!'

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

'I'm tired of politicians ignoring me -- I want to have my name legally changed to 'Joe Six-Pack.''

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

"Since Jesus keeps changing our names, I thought name tags would be nice."

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

"Will you be keeping your own name or rebranding?"