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"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

This is forever... till death do us part...

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

New Memer/Incumbent

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

"I'm a bit concerned the staff don't respect me, they've given me a nickname."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

'Careful,dear- don't order anything you can't pronounce.'

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

'Your performance has been a steady boat in a sea of change.'

"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

"Page 1 is 'Best-Sellers.' Page 2 is 'Advice, How-To, and Miscellaneous,' and on the back is 'And Bear in Mind.' "

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"