Name Change Navigators Prints

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

This is forever... till death do us part...

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"I'm a bit concerned the staff don't respect me, they've given me a nickname."

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

New Memer/Incumbent

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"Page 1 is 'Best-Sellers.' Page 2 is 'Advice, How-To, and Miscellaneous,' and on the back is 'And Bear in Mind.' "

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

'Careful,dear- don't order anything you can't pronounce.'

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

'Your performance has been a steady boat in a sea of change.'

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."