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'We live in pivotal times. How's your left hook?'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?'

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

New Memer/Incumbent

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

Books 'n' Carrots

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"Page 1 is 'Best-Sellers.' Page 2 is 'Advice, How-To, and Miscellaneous,' and on the back is 'And Bear in Mind.' "

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

"Oh shut up."

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

'Careful,dear- don't order anything you can't pronounce.'

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

'Your performance has been a steady boat in a sea of change.'

'We really can't afford golden parachutes any more, but here's a plastic crash helmet.'

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."