Changing Your Name T-Shirts

"Rather than fork out for personalised number plates, I'd just like to change my name to..."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Baby name suggestions.

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

Naming that Impala

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

What really became of the boy named Sue.

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

'My other baby is Mercedes'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'I'm a guy and my name is Vixen! Of course I'm going to have issues!'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

Changing house name.