Name Changes Mugs

"I have your test results here, Chief Running Water, by the way have you ever considered changing your name?"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

'I'm tired of politicians ignoring me -- I want to have my name legally changed to 'Joe Six-Pack.''

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

"Since Jesus keeps changing our names, I thought name tags would be nice."

"Will you be keeping your own name or rebranding?"

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

'Right, Charlie, Tango, Victor,it it!'

Lady speaking to a man about her name