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"And his troll name?"

"Their names are Sportster and Softail. My husband named them."

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"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

A Macaroni in 1772

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"That shirt is so last year."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

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