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"And his troll name?"

"Their names are Sportster and Softail. My husband named them."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

A Macaroni in 1772

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Eldrow

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

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'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Two Eggs Any Style

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."