Name Trends Prints

"Dad, it's official. Every girl in our school is named Emma."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

A Macaroni in 1772

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"We have the exact same taste."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Overkill, dude."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Two Eggs Any Style