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'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Pet Cemetery.

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

Naming that Impala

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"It's David."

Changing house name.

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them."

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."

''La Presidencia', 'Palais du General', but no, you had to let your idiot brother Earl name the house.'

'If dogs named themselves...'

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

'We can call it a library, a media center or a resource room, but we are not going to call it an internet cafe.'

"I'd like to know who the heck was in charge of the naming!"

Generally speaking, people named Aaron have really lazy parents.

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

"Could have been Rocket, Bullet, maybe even Missile or Spear…but oh no, Wiener it is."

"My master has trouble making a decision."

You've renamed your small coffee? It's called a big now. That's absurd! It's the same size - the smallest size! It's marketing hooey! Why not call this napkin a scone?! Careful. Huh? Brilliant! Sale on scones! Oh dear.

'A tad premature, perhaps, but we've decided to call him Fossil Fuel.'

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

Paddington Millipede

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

'We've decided to call her 'Whiskers'...'

'I see you've already met Fluffy.'

Lot and his wife adopt a dog...

"Find one that uses only A, D, G, I, M, N, T and will be easier for him to text her when she's a teenager."

'Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash', it just seems sarcastic now.'

"Bad dog."