Team Namer T-Shirts

'We need to come up with a team name that instills respect, fear and intimidation.'

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Welcome to the Team

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"I hate performance review season."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

HR - Helping Relationships

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

Win - win

Pushy Dog

Mohamed Salah

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."