Creative Namer T-Shirts

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Giraffe Portrait

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

'He's working on a lullaby.'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Baby name suggestions.

Space for Lease.

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Naming that Impala

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

"See, that's the problem with you new breed. You take rejection too personally."

'Looking for a muse, love?'

Origami time!

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

Hope you're still writing that novel!

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."