Team Namer Pillows

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Welcome to the Team

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"I hate performance review season."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

The best PE teacher in the World.

HR - Helping Relationships

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Win - win

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

Pushy Dog

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."