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"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

"I don't get it, Susan... I've been an obstetrician for 20 years and I've never had a baby named after me!"

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

The final proof that they were closer to humans than we ever thought.

"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them."

Ask me about Naming Rights.

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

''La Presidencia', 'Palais du General', but no, you had to let your idiot brother Earl name the house.'

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

'A tad premature, perhaps, but we've decided to call him Fossil Fuel.'

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

Paddington Millipede

"I know what I look like. But I'm an atheist, and I reject your theocentric nomenclature."

"Speed is its defining quality - hence the name 'Large' Hadron Collider."

"Which of you is 'Cactus Jack'?"

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"His reputation as a tough guy was dented when his Valentine called him ‘cuddle bottom’."