Name Game Guru Gifts

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'And finally a man who needs no introduction... unless you want to know who he is.'

'I think I'm losing it, man. I can't think of a weird name for our baby.'

Homo Gamus

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Whack-a-molecule

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Prawn Amend

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

Fun with Ned-Ball.

'Ref!!'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

Guess your cholesterol

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

For some patients, Dr. Edwards would play 'Diagnosis Charades'.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

Young MacDonald

'They're playing 'phone tag'.'