Name Game Guru Gifts

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'And finally a man who needs no introduction... unless you want to know who he is.'

'I think I'm losing it, man. I can't think of a weird name for our baby.'

"Hey. I still haven't come up with some good names yet, OK?"

Homo Gamus

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Whack-a-molecule

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Prawn Amend

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Guess your cholesterol

Can I be Frank with you?

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

'Ref!!'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'