Guessing Game Guru Gifts

Dumped or Allergies?

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

'Okay, give me a clue. Animal, vegetable, or mineral?'

"No, I refuse to guess."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Whack-a-molecule

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Computer games

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Prawn Amend

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.