Guessing Game Guru Gifts

Dumped or Allergies?

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

'Okay, give me a clue. Animal, vegetable, or mineral?'

"No, I refuse to guess."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Whack-a-molecule

Computer games

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Prawn Amend

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Essex computer.

Destination casinos...

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.