Guessing Guru Gifts

"It was a hard test. Instead of multiple choice, it was more like multiple guess."

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

Tartine

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Homo Gamus

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

Cat Reunion

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Whack-a-molecule

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Computer games

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"welcome man cave."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Quiz Night...