Gamble Guru Gifts

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"The winner gets to use the up-to-date textbooks this semester."

Casino plastic surgery...specializing poker faces.

"From now on we get David Beckham to officially open all our new betting shops"

Doug adds a whole new dimension to the March Madness office pool.

'I prefer 'Risk-metrics-analyst' to 'Bookie'. '

'You'd never guess he was the boss by the way he plays poker.'

'Okay, listen... if the world ends on December 21st, I'll pay you €100. If not, you'll pay me €100, deal?'

'No, I'm sorry, we don't do double or quits.'

"You've got to spend money to make money, so I bought a thousand lottery tickets."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

No-Work Orange

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Homo Gamus

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Computer games

Whack-a-molecule

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."