Pickup Line Critic Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for someone who’s known for their killer pickup lines and creative banter? Our collection offers fun and cheeky products that spotlight their playful personality and sharp wit, perfect for fans of clever flirting and humorous comebacks. Whether they’re a master of flirtation or just love to tease, you’ll find something that makes them smile and shows you appreciate their sense of humor.

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"I don't have all night, Miss. Are you going to push that button or what?"

"I don't have all night, Miss. Are you going to push that button or what?" mockup

"I don't have all night, Miss. Are you going to push that button or what?"

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"Yes, but am I the biggest dick you've ever met?"

"Yes, but am I the biggest dick you've ever met?" mockup

"Yes, but am I the biggest dick you've ever met?"

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"Seriously, did you just use the 'Wanna come back to my pad' pickup line?"

"Seriously, did you just use the 'Wanna come back to my pad' pickup line?" mockup

"Seriously, did you just use the 'Wanna come back to my pad' pickup line?"

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'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!' mockup

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

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Fresh fish

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"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman." mockup

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

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"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative." mockup

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

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'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...' mockup

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

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"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!" mockup

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

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'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'. mockup

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

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'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.' mockup

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

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"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.." mockup

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

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'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!' mockup

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

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"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...." mockup

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

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"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar." mockup

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

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"Why do you wear green lipstick?" mockup

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

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'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?' mockup

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

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"There's something different about you."

"There's something different about you." mockup

"There's something different about you."

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"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair." mockup

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

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He's Tasty!

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'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?' mockup

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

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'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!' mockup

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

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'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!' mockup

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

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'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.' mockup

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

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'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?' mockup

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

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"I could get lost in your eyes."

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"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

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"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!" mockup

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

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"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?" mockup

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

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'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...' mockup

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

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You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes. mockup

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

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Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar. mockup

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

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'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

'What? How could you have heard this line before?' mockup

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

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'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm mockup

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

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'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!' mockup

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

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Pickup Line Critic Gifts Collection

Pickup Line Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for pickup line critics—bring humor to their daily coffee routine.

Pickup Line Critic Pillows

Add humor to their home with pillows designed for the pickup line critic—perfect for playful decor.

Pickup Line Critic Prints

Decorate with prints that celebrate their witty side—ideal for anyone who loves clever humor.

Pickup Line Critic T-Shirts

Find fun t-shirts that showcase their love for witty banter and clever pickup lines—fun fashion for playful personalities.